>IGNORAMOUS, MOI ?
>
>Starring ;
>Daniel Ferlin
>Nando Barbarnera (who knows only Daniel)
>Ennio Lorenzi
>George Ploumidis
>Evan Binos
>
>and a cast of thousands
>
>1 Daniel to all
>
> Re: World Cup Qualifier Italy - England
>
> Dear Followers of the Greatest Game of All,
>
> As most of you well informed pupils of the true code of football will know, this Sunday morning at 4:30am, the almighty "Azzuri's" will tame the Lions of England in the modern colleseum, AKA "Stadio Olimpico", in Rome. You are all dearly invited to witness this spectacle of Italian magic, of tactful, skillful, free flowing, attacking football at it's highest level. Be warned however, that this match may
leave you with deep feelings of remorse and pity not to mention shame for the English contingent; let's face it they haven't had too much to cheer about in the recent past. The location of the viewing will
be at "LLoyd's Rompus Room" - Crown Casino (Where the 18 x 24 foot screen is located). Some of the "wilder" fellas (with partners, if applicable) may join myself and Ennio Lorenzi at Jack's bar outside Heat Night club for pre-victory drinks at 2am and perhaps a little "snoggin'" inside Heat. See you there.
>
> Dan
>
> PS Pls give indication of attendance only if you will meet us at
> Jack's bar so we know whether to expect you there.
>
> PPS Pass on the message to other willing connaisseurs of the game.
>
>2 Nando to Daniel
>
>Dear Numpty,
>I wouldn't waste my time watching 14 or so greasy, slimey, dirty,
>rotten, stinking dagos and 14 or so whinging, royal family loving poms,
>running around for 90 minutes, ( thats if no of them suffer any of
those "extremely painful!" injuries whereby they roll around on the ground as
>if they have just had all their organs removed without any anaesthetic,
>then the game could go for 180 minutes even then they still draw), even
>if it was the last remaining sport (if you could call sport that is) in
>the universe. And as for getting up at that ungodly hour to watch such
a rediculous spectical ( or maybe farse is a better word), you and all
you ignoramous mates can gather round Lloyds Rumpus Room and clap your so
called heroes without me. Anyway, I have plans (like sleeping) for
Sunday morning at 4.30 am. How the hell can you use the words "Greatest
>Game of All" on a game where all these teams of dagos spend 4 years
>qualifying for a tournament to determine which team of dagos is the
best? Really Daniel. I thought you were more intelligent than that.
>And after 4 years of qualifying (where nobody gets knocked out anyway
>because most of the matches were drawn which makes me as the following
>question, If all the games are drawn 0 - 0, how do they work out the
>eventual winner ? Some game! ) they all gather in front of a few
>thousand thugs ready to kill each other. Thanks for the offer, but no
>thanks. I'll have to pass on this one.
>Regards
>Nando
>
>3 Daniel to Nando
>
>Dear Nando "the illiterate" Barbarian,
>It is painfully obvious, even if you hadn't signed off the response
below, that it was written by an "Aussie rules enthusiast" (or Bushpig), much
like yourself! It is quite clear that you have spent more hours munching
meat pies at the MCG in the company of lower forms of life, than you have in
the classroom. Your English spelling and grammar leaves a lot to be
desired. This lack of education, which is prominent of residents living "North
of the Yarra", explains your inability to make rational judgements and
logical arguments, let alone attempt to comprehend the simple qualifing process
for the World Cup. Notice that I said "World Cup"? In the international
arena this term alone refers to the true and only football game. There is no
need to qualify or explain.
>Although Football (soccer) is a game for all to enjoy throughout the
world, regardless of religion, culture or background it does however require
one vital ingredient to fully appreciate such a beautiful and carismatic
>game.....intelligence. This is where "beings" of a small and relatively
>insignificant entity in this pocket of the globe fail to comply. People
of limited brain capacity, such as yourself, are stimulated by very simple
>things. Hence your inability to marvel at the gracious skills and
tactics of a game of Soccer, unless there is a bagful of goals kicked, as in
the other code. What happens in between goals is evidently beyond the
>operating threshold of the only 2 brain cells you have. The code of
>football you and your ignorant, desert-boot-wearing, nose-picking,
>scum-like freinds follow is, may I remind you, a simpleton's game with
few rules, invented by convicts, run by modern day thieves, and followed by
>peasants. I do sympathise with you however, as my experience has shown me that
your "kind of people" do really need a game like this to relieve the stress
and fustration of filling out dole forms on a fortnightly basis. A place do
do this is the MCG, an arena capable of holding almost 100,000 smelly,
>beer-breath, mongrel, degenerate offsprings whose vocabulary is limited
to well known expressions such as: "ball!!", "yes!!" and "you fucking
white maggot!". It's a place where even the likes of bonehead Robert "Dipper"
>Dipierdomenico can get a job as "boundary rider" or Peter "never played
a fucking game in his life" Landy can become an instant expert
commentator, or where one of "Football's Legends" Sam Newman, can be so idolised for
his most famous quote "You idiot!" - do I need to say more??.
>So before you attempt to blaspheme again in the future you
empty-headed, stale-beer-drinking, cock nose, uncultured, retarded, shit-snffing,
>cat-fucking, prehistoric-like monkey......remember, you will never see
>topless G-string wearing, glamourzon Brazilian women dancing to the
tune of "Up there Cazaly" - so stick that up ya'!!!!!
>
>Still holding hope for you....Daniel
>
>4 Ennio to Nando
>
>Caro Nando,
>
>It is with sadness and tears in my eyes that I realise such ignorance
still exists .......
>
>- Have you heard of a draw in a 5-day cricket test match
>- Have you heard of a draw in a football match where it is so easy
scoring goals and they still can't manage to outdo each other
>- Do you know there are 11 players a side in the MOST FAMOUS AND PLAYED
>SPORT in the world
>- Have you heard of extra-time, penalties or golden goal rules in case
of a draw
>- Have you heard of the WORLD CUP, and the other 50 tournaments that
happen in between
>- Do you know we ALL stem from European origins whether you like it or
not!
>- And last but not least has this "Aussie-Napoli Colera" got an
EDUCATION
>........
>
>Shall I say more ..... (Haven't got time gotta check the latest news on
the Italy - England game on the internet)
>
>GP's NOTE
>
>The tone became a little personal from here on in .......,
>
>5 Evan to Nando
>
>Boungiorno paesano...or should I say G'day cobber how they hangin'
>
>Cob I should not castigate (that is, tell you off cob!!) you too much
as I don't know you at all. But are you harbouring some resentment to your
>ethnic background? Did you get teased at school because of your
Italian name? If so why are you taking your anger out on the beautiful game
>vre!!!. The world game of football is not an ethnic game as a lot of
>people like to believe. It is a game played by every nation across the
>world!! Yes Nando it is the PEOPLE'S GAME. On the contrary Australian
>Rules is only enjoyed by one nation Australia...and a couple of years
age if you remeber well that included only the 3 major states....That is
half the country. Don't you think that Aussie rules is an ethnic game..!!!
>
>Oh no I forgot there are playing the Aussie Rules World Cup next
year....in Upper Cumbukty west... I can see in my crystall ball the score will be
>South Africa 10.19.79 defeating Costa Rica 1.1.7....oh I forgot I was
only only looking into a crystall ball and not into the world of reality....
>
>As for the grand final it was a good game...yes..I did watch it...you
>might be suprised that most followers of the world game watch other
>sports...we have an open mind...so Nando as that old techno song that
you may not have heard as you were too busy going to ya local and listening
to COLD CHISEL.....'open ya mind.....open ya mind..."........
>
>>From Ferlo's mate
>
>Evan
>
>(PS Are you a Collingwodd supporter fella!)
>
>6 Nando to Evan
>
>Get Fucked
>
>7 Evan to Nando
>
>Nando...ya forgot to tell me who you support....you didn't reply with
my Collingwood jibe...don't tell me you support that woggy team called
>Carlton!!!!
>
>Ciao
>
>8 Costa to all
>
> Evan,
> Well put.However its very simple . Soccer has "Ronaldo" and well
> Australian Rules has "Robert Harvey".What more do I have to say.
>
> Regards
> Costa
>
>9 From George to Nando
>
>Mssrs Barbanera, Binos, Ferlin, Katsieris, Lorenzi, Mina ;
>
>I valiantly tried to read with patience, with tolerance in some cases,
with sympathy in others, yet I still feel that the landscape that is ;
> the argument of football (aka fussball, calcio, pallone, 'the
beautiful game') vs "footy" has been misted over by some unfortunate dare I say ignorant vitriol.
What initially was a simple request for company to watch the most
anticipated game in World Soccer in the latter 6 months of the calendar year has
>degenerated into an unnecessary 'war of words'. Why unnecessary ??.Unnecessary because inherently there is no need for argument as to which game is better. By diving at the grubby feet of
those who wish to plunder us lovers of the true football, we are surrendering
our fortress of rational argument. Yes, the words rational and argument can
>exist in the same phrase or sentence. Daniel, whilst I share your
sincere love for calcio, there is no need for groin missiles such as class
>distinctions ("North of The Yarra") as related to preference in sport.
Take heart that wogs who follow the other code are really soccer fans but
either don't realise it yet ; or alternatively knew it once but were burnt by
it's intense passion and are hesitant to retaste its offerings, and instead
have opted for more facile sensory stimuli. As for those who are able to
follow both, well, you obviously posses some element of Jekyll & Hyde in your
>persona (aka sporting bisexuality) which permits you to pretend you
are enjoying yourself in one instance and be genuinely enthralled in the
other. Now, before any tosser suggests that I think myself to be guru, no I
am not. But if anyone wants to (a) put a slur on soccer and (b) profess
that their chosen code is 'shit-heaps betta' then they will not have it
without some sort of verbal stoush on my behalf.
>
>Yes, Signor Barbanera, our game of soccer does have the unfortunate
>minority of players who ; in commentators' terms 'make the most' out of
>some challenges, but please pick a game for me without its
'unfortunates'????????????? Please watch Robbie Fowler's behaviour after pleading
with the referee NOT to award a penalty after he fell over David Seaman's
legs (Liverpool v Arsenal).
>
>Secondly, I recall that Daniel kindly requested the pleasure of your
>company to watch the beautiful game. I don't recall the sentence ; "for
a raucous night of sodomy and gang-chiavare in which you will be the sole
>recipient". Harsh ? Maybe......,
>
>With regards to the statement ; "few thousand thugs ready to kill each
>other" .. well, they do share a passion if that's what you are
referring to, but their passion is THEIRS, not orchestrated by Channel 7. So no,
I am not defending any Fendis who wish to slit their throats if they're
knocked out of the cup, but hey, it's their life !!
>
>With regards to the slur of the 0-0 scoreline ; certain soccer games
>require strategies, especially in away games, that ensure little or no
>damage for a second (home) leg. Some 0-0 games have more scoring
chances than others which end 5-3 !! The fact is that the Australian public, as
in that ugly game that Yanks dare to call football, need constant sensory
>stimulation to prevent from falling into insomnia. I believe that when
the (shudder) West Coast Eagles introduced that nasty virus called defence
into>the game, that local self-professed "footy-commentators" said that the
>'great game %$#^&$$!!?!?!?!' had been knocked on the head. Well fucking
>ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha........., I remember certain 'footy' coaches last
>season and this season employing this mysterious
dago-soccer-continental enigma called possession !!!!!!!!! Where did this thing emanate from ??
>Soccer. Oh, and basketball teams all over the world have been using it
for the past 5/6 years just quietly..,
>
>But hey, if you prefer simple score-score-score-score-score-score and
>orchestrated 'passion' with wound-up over the top commentators who
think that their shit tastes and smells like Lindt Balls, then please, go
right ahead. But don't expect to be able to drop a crap on us and not be
noticed. Oh, and one other thing, only an inward self-loving, self-fellating
sport such as 'footy' would nominate an "All-Australian (sorry Austrayan)"
Team each season when there is no-one else to compare for the same period of
>time. Who are they going to play ? The Rasputin Memorial XVIII at
Leningrad Stadium ?
>
>I will leave the last word to Benjamin Disraeli ;
>
>" To the ignorant, even the words of the wise seem foolish"
>
>10 Nando to George
>
>> Ay Shakespear, your wanker,
>> By the way, I toke my wife and children to the Grand Final. Will you
>> risk your family's life and limb and take them to the World Cup ? I
>> think not !!!
>> ----------
>
>11 George to Nando
>
>If you are truly referring to moi as Shakespeare, then please, a couple
of points if you will ;
>
>your - 'you' or 'you are a' or even 'you're a' would have sufficed
>toke - 'took' or 'have taken' or 'did take'
>
>Sorry but I believe in acting the accusation ...,
>
>Hoping that this is the end to this nonsense ....,
>
>Have a nice day cobber ... ,
>
>12 Nando to George
>
>Touche`. Point taken. What a magnificent tool spell check is ! I also
>hope you have a splendid day.
>Ciao
>
>
>13 Nando to all
>
>Dear Daniel,
>Well, I hate to admit it but yes I was wrong. I must apologise to you
>and all your fellow "round ball" loving friends who voiced their
>dissapproval to my unjust comments towards the "words greatest
>spectacle". Quickly, summon Jeff Kennett, get Ron Walker on the phone,
>for Daniel his friends were correct, what spectacle, we need to host
the World Cup here in Melbourne. Yes Daniel, I was simply awestruck. The
>pace, the fury, the tactics. What a pity the game wasn't played with
the passion of the crowd. I mean did you see the way they were dogding the
>trunchets of the Carabinieri ? I have never seen so much skill in all
my life. The speed at which the crowd were running at each other hurling
>seats, rocks, bottles and any other debris they could muster up. That
>takes skill I'll have you know. Yes Daniel, you were right. Our game
>(Austrayen Rules) lacks all these traits which makes the "Worlds Game"
>so magnificent. What a shame that Melbourne missed on the last time
they bid to host the "World Cup". Now we will have to wait such a long time
>for the next bid....Not. I could spend the whole day thinking of ways
to say I told you so. But I think I don't need to. After the weekends
>performances both on and off the field, I'd say you and all your
wogball >mates would be bleeding from the eyeballs. Daniel, you've done it
again.
>Another case of foot-in-mouth by the Ferlster. I can just sit back and
>get a power of pleasure knowing that all you clowns are bleeding at
the fact that your beloved Italia and the game have been brought back into
>disrepute where they belong. I'll leave you and all your Shakespear
>reciting friends with a quote by Shane from St Albans: "Suffer in your
>Jocks".
>Nando.
>
>14 Daniel to all
>
> Some people will never learn...perhaps a beating to that which the
> Italian riot police delivered to the poms on Sunday morning will be
> the only way to learn him.
>
>15 Ennio to Nando
>
>Caro Nando (The one who told ME to change MY name because it was not
Aussie
>........)
>
>Well, what can I say ? There had to be some bloody drunken POMS (read:
>Original Aussies) that just couldn't let the best game in the world be
only a sporting event. I am still somewhat astounded in regard to the way
the likes of channel 10 sports news coverage concentrates exclusively on
the riots occurred at the game on Sunday morning. And then easily carries
on with the very important news of how "Our Austrayen Beauty" (if there is
>such a thing) won the horse racing carnival at Wagga-Wagga. I'm
convinced that all this is a well thought-of plan by a segregated group of Aussie
>rules fans. These poor individuals are trying to acquire some
international exposure for the Some-States-of-Australia-Game (just hasn't got the
same charming sound as 'WORLD GAME' does it ?). I'm sorry to say that during
my travels I was never able to watch an AFL grand final at the MonteCarlo
>casino, Paris, Rome casino or even at a local Barbiere Shop. It is
>unfortunate indeed that this exact behaviour is preventing us from
hosting the greatest event on earth, the World Cup, and finally put us on the
MAP. Save yourself Nando, don't fall in the same trap and be persuaded by
the Nazi-like propaganda out there, join the rest of the people that have
been lucky enough to have travelled and/or lived overseas saw the
light/SOCCER and were able to get cultured.
>
>With affection (and hope for you !!!),
>Ennio
>
>16 Evan to Nando
>
>Oh not again Nando
>
>Stop the vitroil against the world game, it must stop. Why do you
blame the game for the problems European society is facing. Crowd problems
at sporting games is a direct reflection of the society we live in. Have
you been to England and seen the way people live? The only form of escape
is their sport. I am not excusing the behaviour...I am saying that some of
>these do go to the game to make trouble rather than to see the rest of
the game.
>
>Such things never happen at an Aussie rules game...they only urinate in
>front of everybody cos some of the supporters have had too much
beer...cos when ya goota go fella ya gotta go....does not matter who is there.
I've never heard of an opposing supporter been smacked in the face from
behind just because he is barracking for his team. Supporters at the footy
sitside by side incident free for 22 rounds. Oh! I forgot Essenson played
the
>Saints when the lights went off at Waverley Park and Don "I've carry a
>handbag" Scott called lighting a few fires and taking the goal post out
of the ground a "bit of fun". If that happened at Olympic Park it would
make the front pages of the Herald Sun as a full scale riot...I forgot that
such things only happen at the wogball fella...that's right. The media in
this country favourite pastime is soccer-bashing. Don't get me wrong the
media has a right to report the news, but there is a game played as well.
>
>You still haven't told me who you support in the AFL...ya gotta be
>Collingwood Supporter
>
>With kindest regards
>
>
>Evan
>
>
>17 Joe Gangi (a workmate of Nando's) in a pathetic attempt to reignite
the debate
>
>Although I was not able to attend this spectacular event, I managed to
>watch approximately 20 minutes of this magnificent game that is truly
>called "football". After fruitlessly wasting my time on this activity I
>can honestly say that not only is this game a true indication of
>stupidity but it also presented the die hard "Assuri" fan with the
>epitomy of humiliation. Once again an indication of Italian ignorance
>and embarrassment. I can visualise you and your Iti friends poised
>around a small coffee table at Jack's Bar ordering nothing but short
>black coffees wearing your hearts on your sleeves for 90 minutes of
pure disgust and embarrassment. You pathetic human beings !! While I was
>momentarily interested in the game I could almost hear your shouting
and words of disgust at the coach's team selection and the 'unfair'
>decisions made by the referee. The only thing I can imagine that would
>come close to such a display of ridicule would be the Collingwood
>supporters during and after the 1979 Grand Final. I pray for you lost
>souls who in an attempt to find your true identity make complete and
>utter fools of yourselves in public in a combined effort to support a
>country which displays the perfect example, (the only thing the
Italians are perfect at), of ignorance, stupidity, corruption, deceit,
>exploitation and humiliation.
>Not that your kind accept or even appreciate advice nevertheless I
shall attempt to extent a small portion of some in order to finally get my
>message across to you. Go back to Italy where your patriotic stuper
will be appreciated, where you will be given the respect you so desperately
>desire and where you can live, as all Italians do, in a society which
>foolishly prides itself on constructing and maintaining the worst
>example of humain social behaviour since the cave men.
>Love
>Julius Ceaser
>
>18 George to all
>
>Dear Daniele,
>
>Despite your paesano's desparate attempts to start "WWIII ", I feel
that the following analogy should steer you away from biting ;
"If the previous argument between football and "footy" was once a
raging bonfire of passions and loves, it is now nothing more than a few
smoldering embers in a pile of ash (like 100 year old geezers who can walk erect
and be erect in a nursing home). If a drunk walks past, sees the ashes and
>feebly attempts to urinate on the dying embers in hope of restarting
the fire, then let the poor soul be, especially if his main bane of
contention is the old wog 'we've grown away from the mother country, why haven't
you ?' argument. The truth is, the fire did start, it did rage white hot
for a while, but is out, there is no more fuel, and everyone who gave a
>proverbial has gone home."
>
>FIN
>
>EPILOGUE
>
>I met Nando a few weeks later by chance. He turned out to be a great
guy. His mate Joe however wanted to inflict some serious damage to me.
>Thankfully Nando held him back and all was forgotten. Men behaving
badly ?
>
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